*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*

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prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

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hotwinger:

When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.

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invhale:

People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

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tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
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