jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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coolscar:

cyandye:

coolscar:

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

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yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

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kentrippy:

do u ever have to start a song over bc YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING LISTEN.

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relahvant:

i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like

are you people okay??????

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trust:

trust:

i just dropped my iphone in the bath

now its syncing

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assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

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officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

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